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Welcome! Please peruse our pixelated profferings. Ponder our prodigious productions, peep at our picture shows, and preview our pending presentations. Upon a preponderance of the proofs propogated herein, subscribe to our pronouncements.

Big Top

Show business
First there was "A Surreal Circus." Then it was "...all fall down." The year 2003 brought ""Gallimaufry." Most recently, is has been "Circus Contraption's Grand American Traveling Dime Museum." Here's the scoop on Circus Contraption shows, past and present. Click Shows.

Circus cacophony
Our house band kicks out some wild circus jams. Click Music.

Impending disasters
Make a date with Circus Contraption; see our dance card. Click Events.


A pretty picture
Take a gander at the circus with our online slide shows. Click Peeps.

Fill in the blanks
Give us a verb! Author your own random review of Circus Contraption. Click Lad Mibs.

Wanna be an aardvark, too?
Join the club. We'll give you shiny pixel-stickers, let you massage our tired toes, and feel you up for donations. Click Fanclub.

Get in the loop
Sign up for Orychteropus, our irregular print newsletter, and/or our entertaining email event alerts. In Fanclub: Sign up.

Tasty treats
Hang the circus on your wall, or model freak style in our T's. Click Souvenirs.

Back lot

Who are these clowns?
See where we dug up our performers. Click Troupe.

Who runs the show?
We're a public nonprofit, which means you own it. So get to work! Click Community.

Book the whole circus or individual acts for your next party, wedding, or funeral. Click Booking.

For immediate release (let go)
Read our reviews. Or put on your press cap to peruse our photo file and press releases. Click Press.

Got your number
You can call us whatever, whenever. Click Contact us.


Home sweet home
The portal to our informational offerings and interactive features. Click Home.

A map of our world
A semi-complete outline of our online offerings. Click Contents.

Spare no adjectives
Tell us what you think of our site. Click Feedback.


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